Urban Dictionary: Author lucas

25 definitions by lucas_jwf

15.	Redcoffee
	A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer. Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee. buy redcoffee mugs & shirts virgin red blood vagina period coffee nasty by Lucas_JWF Jan 2, 2009 add a video
16.	Barneyphobia
	Fear of Barney the purple dinosaur. This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile. buy barneyphobia mugs & shirts barney purple dinosaur gay pedophile children i love you by Lucas_JWF Feb 16, 2009 add a video
17.	Bloody Driver
	A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water. Barkeep: "What'll it be today?" Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice." buy bloody driver mugs & shirts non alcohol drink juice lime orange tomato soda water weird name by Lucas_JWF Jan 11, 2009 add a video
18.	Fire in the Sky
	A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine. Barkeep: "What'll be?" Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice." buy fire in the sky mugs & shirts drink soda orange juice grenadine non alcohol by Lucas_JWF Jan 11, 2009 add a video
19.	fart wind
	A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters. If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH! buy fart wind mugs & shirts fart gas wind stinks manure wario farting bad gas stinky peeyou gross oh god it smells excuse you by Lucas_JWF Jan 11, 2009 add a video
20.	blimbo
	A ditzy blonde girl with a huge stuffed belly sticking out like a blimp after eating a lot of food. It may also cause her pants to be unbutton or overflow. Hey blimbo! That's enough chocolate milk for one day. buy blimbo mugs & shirts blonde blimp food stuffing stuffed glutton eat eating belly ditzy overeating by Lucas_JWF Mar 17, 2009 add a video
21.	Bufonophobia
	The fear of Toad from the Mario series. No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia. buy bufonophobia mugs & shirts mario toad fear bufonophobia phobia nintendo fright funny condition mama mia by Lucas_JWF Feb 3, 2009 add a video