lucas_jwf's definitions

Redcoffee

A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer.

Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Fire in the Sky

A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.

Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Death Something

Death something is always a common World Of Warcraft character name used by fat nerdy 42 year old losers spending their entire life playing World Of Warcraft under their parents basement. Names for example; Deathclaws, Deathxx, Deathalleria, Deathpwnsu, and so on with names next to Death.

Deathclaws: "U F***ING SUX!!!1 GTFO MY PARTY U N0000B!!1"
Normal Player: "You don't get out much, do you Death something. Besides, it's only a game."

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Bufonophobia

The fear of Toad from the Mario series.

No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009

Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009