lucas_jwf's definitions

Inflatophobia

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.

I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Redcoffee

A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer.

Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Bufonophobia

The fear of Toad from the Mario series.

No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009