lucas_jwf's definitions

Bufonophobia

The fear of Toad from the Mario series.

No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

Fire in the Sky

A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.

Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009