1 definition by lolololololrofl

Top Definition
Someone who is useless at life. They usually screw everything up without even trying.
Dave: "what happens when If I touch this?"
Person 1: "it doesn't matter, just don't do it"
Dave: "oh god, I broke it"
Person 1: "I just told you not to touch it...Fuck up!"
by lolololololrofl July 14, 2008

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