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A really fucking annoying person that is someone's younger sibling and is a girl at the same time. Usually annoys the shit out of their older sibling and the older sibling's friends.
Boy1: Holy shit, your sister is so fucking annoying.
Boy2: I know right? I wish I didn't have a little sister.
Boy1: Yeah, she always walks in on us when we're playing games and she never fucking leaves us alone.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023
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Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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Boy1: The homework is due today.
Boy2: FUCK!
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Boy1: I honestly wanna fuck something right now.
Boy2: Bro what the hell?
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023
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Female dog. It's a female dog! IT'S A FUCKING FEMALE DOG WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO WRITE?!
Boy1: I might get a bitch at the animal shelter.
Boy2: Bro what the fuck?
Boy1: You know, a female dog.
Boy2: Oh ok that's chill.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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A really hot fucking character from South Park with the most dreamy, messy blonde hair. He almost always keeps his hood on which covers his mouth which results in him always sounding muffled. He also wears an orange parka and is always made fun of by Eric Cartman about how he's poor. He also dies like every episode but...mysteriously revives every episode? Anyways, search up Kenny McCormick bloodpop animation and click the first video on the top of the list. Then you'll see how hot he is.
Girl1: Kenny McCormick is so hot right?
Girl2: I know, he's like the hottest character in South Park.
Girl1: Too bad he always dies though...He doesn't deserve that!
Girl2: Yeah...
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023
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