punctum douchebag

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.

G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.

by loiterer August 26, 2009

Hanky Panky

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.

It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.

by loiterer October 29, 2020