2 definitions by little_m

A rare breed of hybrid alien/ghost also known as the Lock-Neck Monster. Widower of Vanessa. Fond of jar-opening vocals and pumpkins in Fall. The actual season of Fall it despises. Turned on by cuteness, mostly in plush form, misery and the fingers of Nurse Tickle. Can often be found hunched over maps, pounding surfaces with its fist or whoring itself for laughs. Eschews sob stories and hobbies. Can only express emotion in the form of humor. Occasionally manifests as Manic Clown. If this happens all around it will soon be destroyed.
"What's that grey mass huddled in the corner, shaking and giggling and pounding its hip?"
"Oh, that's just Skumquat."
by Little_M November 02, 2012
The School of the Americas is a military institution located in Fort Benning, Georgia. Latin American soldiers go there and learn how to torture their own people. Then they return to their home countries and advance U.S. interests while commiting horrible crimes.
"Are you going to protest the SOA in November?"
"Hell yes! I don't want them using my tax dollars to train terrorists!"
by little_m November 11, 2007

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