Why?

An much overused question, usually with a really obvious answer.
They: 'She left me for a Barrister… Why?'
You: 'Because you an a Barista'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
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Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.
Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?

by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008
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Bootylicious

The best word to add to the Tags section, when submitting your entry to the Urban Dictionary.

Whilst it may have absolutely nothing whatever to do with your term, it could help boost your up/down ranking.
List at least five synonyms, antonyms, related words and misspellings, separated by commas: bootylicious

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DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
by little-miss can't do wrong October 14, 2010
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urbandictum

A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.

Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.

Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010
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Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.
Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011
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studio tan

The opposite of the suntan that lazy people get sitting on the beach, when you're working your butt off in the studio until the early hours of the morning.

Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.
They: "Why don't you go outside & get a little sun on your bones"
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."
by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010
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