17 definitions by libraryguy

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wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.
I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
by libraryguy July 28, 2009

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When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.

First used by William Boland in 1989
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.
by libraryguy June 26, 2009

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Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
by libraryguy March 04, 2010

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To perform oral sex on a girl. When a girls legs are spread her body makes the shape of a Y. Can be used in everyday conversation because many people will just assume you at down at the YMCA.
Man I finally experienced eatin' down at the Y last night. I alot more tasty that I expected.
by libraryguy February 04, 2010

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Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.
I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.
by libraryguy June 29, 2009

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to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
by libraryguy February 04, 2010

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masturbation
someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.
by libraryguy June 25, 2009

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