leah's definitions

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"

Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"

by Leah October 6, 2004

lil

a term accidently used my blondes like me who can't pronounce little right

1: look at that girl! she's so lil!
2: don't you mean little

by leah April 11, 2005

Woot

1.) Woot is the expression that stoners to use to signfy that they "got a bag."

2.) Can be used while driving around town to scare pedestrians.

3.) Expression of excitment or great joy- happens quite often while stoned.

I've got some- WOOT!

Balls. WOOT!

WOOT! I'm so stoned! WOOT! WOOT!

by Leah July 1, 2004

mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives

"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"

by Leah March 2, 2005

Burnt Box

A burnt box is something of a 'slang word' for a particularly hairy (and shall we say) smelly region upon the body. Typically 9yet not always) associated with females, the burnt box can be an object of desire and too an object of discrace. Always use in moderation!

MY GOD, that girl had the worste burn box i ever did see smell

by Leah January 27, 2005