2 definitions by lastxmas

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A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.
"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"
by lastxmas January 19, 2009

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When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!
Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."
by lastxmas January 19, 2009

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