Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.
1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.
1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
The correct word to use when describing a native of Scotland, whatever those natives themselves say.
"There are few more impressive sights than a Scotchman on the make" J M Barrie, who was, of course, Scotch
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