10 definitions by laron
Sportswriter who is a fuckin idiot. Simply just trashes other pople and athletes. I would kick his ass if i had the chance. His show comes on the in the afternoon on ESPN. Jim Everett laid him out on TV cuuz he is such a fuckin dick.(see ebaumsworld.com and go to videos/sports)
by laron May 12, 2006
When your drawers be ridin up all in your crotch and you have to adjust. Can be very painful and cause dicomfort. Essentially a wedgie for the penis.
by laron May 11, 2006
by laron May 12, 2006
by laron May 11, 2006
An exetremely smart Asian that everyone hates cuz they always get the best grade in the class. Also known to screw over everyone's GPA and the curve on tests.
by laron May 11, 2006
the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
by laron May 11, 2006
by laron May 11, 2006