a tripod that one attempts, or "tries," if you will, to fashion out of objects that are most certainly not a tripod; something that esque-s of a tripod, in the sense and notion that you place your camera upon it before dashing off with the ten-second timer, but that was not intended by its creater for such a use.
kevin: I don't have a tripod.
lindsay: nor do I, but here's a shopping cart!
trang: now we have a trypod!
either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below
a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.
kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!