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a big greek man with an abnormally large penis that he can use to strike you in the head and leave you unconscious till your next birthday
Guy: Oh shit bro look, it's a Gorb
Gal: Ruh roh. I sure hope he doesn't attack me with his cock. I like 'em big, but Gorbs are way too big
Guy: On god, that shit like a square kilometre
Gorb: *runs towards them*
Gal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gorb: *ruins her insides*
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