kyle's definitions

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

friday night situation

when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap

i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua

by kyle May 16, 2004

Bret Easton Ellis

Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.

Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

if

1. The strongest word in the english dictionary.

2. Also I.F. Stands for index file

1. If... When, where, what, why, and who

2. We could look up the index file if we had a index file

by kyle June 1, 2004

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

Anaslime

The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.

Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005