kyle's definitions

Ray Lewis

The perfect example that if you have enough money, you can LITERALLY get away with murder.

Ray Lewis pled 'No Contest' to the murder of those two men? That's funny, I thought innocent men pled 'Not Guilty'.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

hoda

participating in any sexual activity with object other than humans or any other living thing.

Matt is having hoda with the car seat.

by Kyle July 4, 2003

On Dills

A phrasr used to describe when a gurl or dude is pressed on someone of the opposite sex, or, of the same sex, if necessary.

Damn John REALLY likes Sally.
Yea i know, John is on dills!

by Kyle October 25, 2004

belch

Farting out of your mouth.

My girlfriend belched! That bitch

by Kyle January 29, 2005

Anaslime

The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.

Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

halibut

Coolest motherfucker alive.

"Halibut is the coolest motherfucker alive."

"Stop being redundant."

by Kyle June 8, 2003