kyle's definitions

government

Is a body of people usually notably ungoverned

The goverment can be misleading

by kyle May 21, 2004

Perfect Pizza

Pervert. Refer to constipated weiner dog.

This guy named Perfect Pizza told me to fuck a dog at Mac World.

by Kyle March 29, 2004

dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass

Joe: What's he up to?
Schmoe: Oh, he's just suffering from Dumassity.

by Kyle March 19, 2004

halibut

Coolest motherfucker alive.

"Halibut is the coolest motherfucker alive."

"Stop being redundant."

by Kyle June 8, 2003

asdf

asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

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by Kyle February 18, 2003

friday night situation

when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap

i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua

by kyle May 16, 2004

Bret Easton Ellis

Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.

Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.

by Kyle January 29, 2005