1020 definitions by kung-fu jesus
Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.
by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004
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by kung-fu jesus April 28, 2004
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
by kung-fu jesus May 2, 2004
(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by kung-fu jesus May 8, 2004
by kung-fu jesus May 5, 2004
One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.
by kung-fu jesus April 29, 2004