ksmanning's definitions

consonantipation

The withholding of consonants in words. This is especially true of a g after -in, as in "swimmin" instead of "swimming". Also very common is the h after t, as in "dat" instead of "that". It can be taken to an extreme as in "Prez Clin" instead of "President Clinton". Consonantipation is becoming more and more common as people get lazier and lazier with both spoken and written communication.

I coon't unnerstan a woid dat person sai. Severe consonantipation.

by ksmanning August 13, 2014

desyllablification

Leaving several syllables out when speaking, usually out of laziness.

"Nom sain?" is a desyllablification of "Do you know what I am saying?".

by ksmanning August 10, 2015

anseraphobia

An extreme fear of a goose or geese.

It might also be a fear of being goosed.

Fiona is terrified of any geese she sees. She has anseraphobia.

by ksmanning October 15, 2012