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unholy shower

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.
When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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cunting

verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.

verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.

(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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