11 definitions by Kronen V
Worse than diarrhea, but considerably more desirable that Satanic diarrhea. Usually caused by eating too much pie while fapping nonstop to furfag or Emo porn for 3 days straight.
what's that smell??? OH well, never mind...fap fap fap...oh no...super diarrhea!...oh well...fap fap fap...
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?
Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.
verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.
verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.
The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.
(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
Noun
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.
2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.
2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
Sentence(1):Shit man, my fucking ex has all my best metal. I guess It's time for Satan's Fuck.
Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
by Kronen V May 6, 2010