kris's definitions

chillax

A word combining "relax" and "chill".

1. To calm down
2. To be idle

Hey, I'm chillaxing, can I call you back?

by kris December 5, 2004

diced

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

by kris August 15, 2004

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

gayed

The act of bullshit happening to ones self

while playing counter-strike i totally got gayed throught the wall.

by Kris May 13, 2005

B.U.Gs

bugs= Big Underwear Girls

Man that girl is a B.U.G.

by kris April 5, 2005

the 69 eyes

a finnish goth rock/industrial band from finland

wow, i totally dig the new song by the 69 eyes

by kris January 2, 2004