kris's definitions

diced

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

by kris August 15, 2004

cocky white kid

a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone

not the kind of guy for nicole

by Kris January 21, 2005

chillax

A word combining "relax" and "chill".

1. To calm down
2. To be idle

Hey, I'm chillaxing, can I call you back?

by kris December 5, 2004

Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

by Kris April 6, 2005

fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

spennyk

n.a lying cheating whore of a boy. He cheats on everyone and will fuck anything that walks. He is a manipulator and will do anything to get in bed with BOYS and girls!
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy

"oh look, theres spennyk, he needs to die!"
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."

by Kris April 5, 2005