krhimself's definitions

Buttfumble

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

by KRHimself December 30, 2012

fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

by KRHimself January 16, 2005

when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

by KRHimself November 29, 2004

terry bradshaw

A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.

Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.

by KRHimself November 17, 2004

shiat

another word for shit.

"I hacked a shiat load of people today."

by KRHimself November 9, 2003

Boca

Short for Boca Raton, Florida. Used by Floridians only.

Floridian: So you're goin to Boca soon?
Person from another state: You mean Boca Raton?
Floridian: Yeah... Boca.

by KRHimself June 24, 2005

shut your ass

another form of "shut up", similar to "shut your mouth" or "shut your face."

- I won the lotto yesterday.
- Bullshit, shut your ass.

by KRHimself June 25, 2005