38 definitions by krakky mckraken

aardvark

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

by krakky mckraken November 5, 2006

gaslamp chigger boogie

Form of dance wherein one moves only the head in a sort of bobble-motion, back and forth, like the singers in crappy early 80s New Wave videos.

Doing the Gaslamp Chigger Boogie for extended periods of time will probably give you a sore neck.

by krakky mckraken July 21, 2006

Skapegoat

Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.

Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?

Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?

Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.

by krakky mckraken November 5, 2006