2 definitions by korektphool

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To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.
Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.

Other: O ya?

Connie: I had nightmares.
by korektphool May 06, 2008

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1. A portmanteau: communard = Communist + retard. Usually a pejorative. But always true.

2. A synonym for 'Communist'. Since a Communist is always a retard, a communard is the same thing as a Communist.
Person A: "There's 'love' in revolution! (albeit spelled backwards!) Power to the people! Long live Chairman Mao! Everyone is equal. Money is bad. Capitalism sucks. Workers of the world unite! I masturbate to pictures of Che Guevara!"

Person B: "Shut up, you communard."

In this example, Person A is, quite clearly, a communist and a retard, and thus a communard.
by korektphool January 12, 2007

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