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To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.
Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.

Other: O ya?

Connie: I had nightmares.
by korektphool May 06, 2008
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The heart breaking result of what happens to a beautiful pristine snow covered lawn two minutes after children and insensitive moronic bastards get to it.
The snow was gorgeous until the kids foot fucked it.
by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009
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