15 definitions by klausey

fritner

An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.

"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")

by klausey September 14, 2009

Tripe Hound

An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.

A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.

"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"

by klausey September 14, 2009

Keg breath

The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.

"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"

"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"

by klausey September 15, 2009

Graynor.

An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).

She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !

"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."

by klausey September 14, 2009

ale can

someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !

My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.

by klausey September 15, 2009

Glass back

Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.

Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"

Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"

by klausey September 15, 2009

fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

by klausey September 15, 2009