All that can be heard when two or more scousers (Liverpulians) are talking.
"They do though, don't they though ?" (English)
"Dee doo dow dont dee dow ?" (Scouse)
Scouser 1 "Dee doo dow don't dee dow?"
Scouser 2 "Dee doo dee doo"
EXAMPLE 2 - Two scousers arguing.
Scouser 1 "dee don't doo dee?"
Scouser 2 "dee doo dee doo"
Scouser 1 "dee don't"
Scouser 1 "dee dooo"
Scouser 1 "deee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeee dooooo"
Scouser 1 "deeeeee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeeeeeee doooooooo"
(This could go on forever, but you get my drift)
Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.
Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"
Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.
"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"
Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
Meaning - beast - which does not mean good or awsome it means a child molesting monster, a paedophile.
"A fuckin' dirty little bag of yeast"
"Fuck him, he's just a bag of yeast"