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15 definitions by klausey

 
1.
A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.
"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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2.
All that can be heard when two or more scousers (Liverpulians) are talking.

"They do though, don't they though ?" (English)
"Dee doo dow dont dee dow ?" (Scouse)
EXAMPLE 1
Scouser 1 "Dee doo dow don't dee dow?"
Scouser 2 "Dee doo dee doo"

EXAMPLE 2 - Two scousers arguing.
Scouser 1 "dee don't doo dee?"
Scouser 2 "dee doo dee doo"
Scouser 1 "dee don't"
Scouser 1 "dee dooo"
Scouser 1 "deee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeee dooooo"
Scouser 1 "deeeeee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeeeeeee doooooooo"
(This could go on forever, but you get my drift)
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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3.
Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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4.
Some one who is lazy, won't bend over.
Worker 1 "He's a lazy fucker, he's not done a tap all day"

Worker 2 "He's scared his back will smash the glass back twat"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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5.
Meaning - beast - which does not mean good or awsome it means a child molesting monster, a paedophile.
"A fuckin' dirty little bag of yeast"
"Fuck him, he's just a bag of yeast"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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6.
A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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7.
someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !
My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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