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yawny

The sensation of feeling like you want to yawn. Horny for a yawn.

Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.
Man: me so yawny!
by kittridge October 15, 2009
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theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
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Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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followship

Reactionary behaviour by leaders of organisations adopting someone else's policies or positions in order to piggyback on its popularity or success.

Politicians are most guilty of this. Similar to me-tooism.

Coined by John Clark on the 7.30 report February 2008.
Man: I can't believe the opposition supports those tax cuts, they're graduating from the followship academy
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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glasgow eyeball

Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.

A look that is a threat of physical violence.

Similar to the stinkeye.
Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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refreeze

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!
I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.
I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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