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worthless

A person, or people who (if you really think about it) have little or no purpose in society. Such people are non-productive but do have the "job" of continuing the trend of white trash in this country.

Worthless people are present in both genders.

If you encounter such people, show some pity, while remaining secure in the knowledge that you're a lot better off - well, hopefully.
Worthless people are:
Macho guys, of the sit-at-home-and-watch-spike-tv-all-day variety, drive gas-guzzling pickup trucks but still can't seem to get a job. When they finally do become employed, it often tends to be construction work, or perhaps working at Safeway.

Girls who don't finish high school but instead get married to said guys and start popping out kids at 19. Some will eventually get their GED and sometimes take advantage of university of phoenix (or other loser online achools).
by kirE August 31, 2008
mugGet the worthlessmug.

teen mother

A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.

If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.

If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.

Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).

For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
by kirE July 30, 2008
mugGet the teen mothermug.

Now Hiring

This is what places of business put in their window or other prominent location, usually in the form of a sign, banner, or other such thing when they are seeking new employees.

Sometimes seen in newspaper advertisements as well.

These words pop up everywhere after school lets out for the summer. (sometimes in the form of Help Wanted, Positions Available, or other similar terms).

For many, this presents an opportunity to get a summer job and make some money - whether to save for school, material possessions, or simply the future. This is perfectly fine and is what the majority of us students seem to do.

For others, however, these two simple words are most unwelcome because we simply wish to chill out and enjoy the warm weather and short freedom from school.

It's not that we're all a bunch of lazy slackers, druggies, or whatever - some of us are have a great work ethic and aspirations for the future - we just want to have a leisurely summer break (after working our a**es off all year in high school or college).

When parents, family, or other older adults see this sign, they nag us incessantly to sacrifice our well-deserved vacation and apply for a job.
Dad: Hey son, I saw a Now Hiring sign at the local grocery store. You need to go get a job.
Me: Damn.
by kirE December 29, 2008
mugGet the Now Hiringmug.

tranny chaser

In addition to the other definitions, a tranny chaser refers to the multitudes of creepy guys who stalk and/or lust over the Myspace profiles of transgendered individuals - including crossdressers.
Tranny Chasers often seem to:
"Straight" or "bisexual" as their status.
Married, or have children and a family, yet list themselves as "single".
In their 30s and 40s, or older.
Have nothing but transgendered people, crossdressers, or fetish clothing people, in their friends list.
Fat, or rather unattractive.
Claim that they are "accepting of other gender types" or that they seek a "relationship" with a t-girl. (in reality, they probably are just longing for sex with one)
Never talk to you, just add you, probably for the reason of seeing the other t-girls on the friends list, AND, most importantly, so he can have access to your pictures and jack off to them.
OR, on the rare occasions that they try to initiate conversation, they come off as nice guys, but its soon clear that they are just wanting to cyber.

Speaking as a t-girl in her 20s, it's rather disconcerting to know that such perverts lusting after me.

F*ck tranny chasers. Seriously.
by kirE August 2, 2009
mugGet the tranny chasermug.

x'd out

1) To be totally rolling on Ecstasy, usu. beyond normal recreational levels.

OR

2) After-effects from a good (or bad) trip on aforementioned drug.
"Jeez, that kid's so x'd out I can barely talk to him"

"Boy, after that rave, he was so x'd out"
by kirE July 28, 2008
mugGet the x'd outmug.
One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

- -

These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."
by kire December 3, 2007
mugGet the The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to privatemug.

ring check

A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for.

You should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. Though lack of a ring doesn't mean they're single, at least there might be some hope for you.
Guy: "Damn, she's hot. I'm gonna ask her out."
Friend: "Don't bother, I just did a ring check - she's married."
Guy: "Oh well..."
by kirE August 7, 2007
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