4 definitions by kingcomment

Dovered

when the administration of the coronabug fauxine kills you. symptoms include denial of death by everyone but you and immediately forgetting to update your instagram, facebook, etc etc that you were on daily. Dedicated to nurse Tiffany and her hyperactive vagal response to pain. (she deserved more)

tiffany got the jab and since she was never seen again, she was rumoured Dovered.

by kingcomment March 21, 2021

fauxine

fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.

the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.

by kingcomment March 21, 2021

jab

british word for stick a needle in me and pump me full of fauxine

so much virus, the jab was now mandatory. thank the queen.

by kingcomment March 24, 2021

jab

the administration method for the coronabug fauxine

injections hurt, but you will not be let out of your house, can't have a job, won't be allowed to buy anything until you get the Covid Passport and your quarterly jab.

by kingcomment March 21, 2021