26 definitions by king kong ninja

Top Definition
the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.
A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.
i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.
that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.
by king kong NINJA April 22, 2004
an italian loan word meaning goodbye. if said by anyone who isn't from italy, it actually means, i think i'm better than you and act pretentious all the time because i think i'm much more interesting than i am. it usually is an invitation to punch them in the face before they leave so long as it isn't used ironically.
oh, i forwarded you the MOST interesting article from the latest issue of harper's. Gotta run, i'm late for my book club. ciao.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.
after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.
He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances
i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

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