killerdove's definitions

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011

sicktard

A sick retard.

ewwwww.... what kind of sicktard crapped on the toilet seat?

by killerdove November 23, 2011

teracock

A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.

she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

gigacock

A penis of huge proportions, being larger than a megacock but still smaller than a teracock.

she: woooooow!! look at that gigacock!

he: it's fake.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

megacock

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.

he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!

by killerdove November 23, 2011

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011