killerdove's definitions

sicktard

A sick retard.

ewwwww.... what kind of sicktard crapped on the toilet seat?

by killerdove November 23, 2011

macebell

An old-school Indian weight-training implement. Consists of a solid steel spherical mass (usually about 10 kilogram and above) attached to a solid steel handle, giving it an appearance similar to a huge metal lolly-pop. Can also be used as a very capable weapon.

she: OMG Joe, your dumb macebell just cracked the floor tiles!

by killerdove November 12, 2011

so block me

A sharp retort that you make to anybody in your friend list who has been complaining about getting excessive spam/notifications/bulletins from you.

she: can't you make all these crappy mafia wars invites stop?? they are sooo getting on my head....

he: huh?

she: i'm soooooo totally pissed off

he: so block me!

by killerdove November 11, 2011

Porkistan

A derogatory term for Pakistan. The term was invented in India, but is widely used nowadays (even by the Afghans!!!) to refer to Pakistan

Porkistan lost to Afghanistan 3-0.

by killerdove June 9, 2011

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

teracock

A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.

she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.

by killerdove November 23, 2011