killerdove's definitions

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011

gigacock

A penis of huge proportions, being larger than a megacock but still smaller than a teracock.

she: woooooow!! look at that gigacock!

he: it's fake.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

so block me

A sharp retort that you make to anybody in your friend list who has been complaining about getting excessive spam/notifications/bulletins from you.

she: can't you make all these crappy mafia wars invites stop?? they are sooo getting on my head....

he: huh?

she: i'm soooooo totally pissed off

he: so block me!

by killerdove November 11, 2011

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

dick ninny

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.

Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.

by killerdove December 23, 2015

Porkistan

A derogatory term for Pakistan. The term was invented in India, but is widely used nowadays (even by the Afghans!!!) to refer to Pakistan

Porkistan lost to Afghanistan 3-0.

by killerdove June 9, 2011