MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else
My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!
by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
mugGet the MacGuyvermug.

bank job

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.
Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!
by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
mugGet the bank jobmug.

Rig

To tamper with something so the outcome benefits a pre-chosen person or group.
I didn't win the million dollar prize, so I reckon the damn competition must be rigged.
by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
mugGet the Rigmug.

sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.
This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!
by kid chameleon October 16, 2003
mugGet the sliced breadmug.