6 definitions by kellyj2777
*The Hospitality State* that receives the most unjust flack for being racist, backwoods, sub-par, uneducated, redneck, illiterate, etc., when in fact it is beautiful, flourishing, friendly, and bubbling with culture and history -- much more than most people realize... Not to mention the talent that has sprung from Mississippi, especially for a small state (Sela Ward, Faith Hill, Oprah Winfrey, Elvis Presley, Brett Favre, Jimmy Buffett, Morgan Freeman, William Faulkner, Jim Henson, Walter Payton, Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, Conway Twitty, Tammy Wynette, Trent Lott, Jefferson Davis, James Earl Jones, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Archie Manning, Jerry Rice, Tennessee Williams, Eudora Welty, and LeeAnn Rimes, just to name a few...)
As a born & bred Mississippian who is very well-traveled all over the world (AND well-educated -- I can even do much more than just read -- gasp!), I would never choose live anywhere else!!!
As a born & bred Mississippian who is very well-traveled all over the world (AND well-educated -- I can even do much more than just read -- gasp!), I would never choose live anywhere else!!!
Despite the ignorance of people who go by the stereotypes often attributed to Mississippi, it often does not receive the credit it deserves.
by kellyj2777 January 31, 2006
Widely used in the South, among other areas, to describe an individual's family or someone's character. Can be used to describe one individual or a group. Note: Correct grammar is a non-issue.
by kellyj2777 June 7, 2006
I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...
by kellyj2777 November 11, 2005
by kellyj2777 January 6, 2006
A really bad pun stemming from the word "utterly" and used as an intensifier in conjunction with anything involving breastfeeding or mammaries. A reference to cow or other animal udders.
That woman just pulled out her boob at the dinner table, clamped her baby to it, and it just went sucking away -- it was "udderly" disgusting to those of us without crumb-snatchers of our own.
by kellyj2777 July 20, 2006
The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.
Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.
I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!
I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!
by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006