simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.
dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!
16 elephants jumping on a trampoline whilst wearing balaclavers and top hats whilst humming the french national anthem backed up by an orchestra of chickens singing i will survive, and all this on an air craft carrier in the middle of the pacific ocean whilst alians shoot bolts of corn and chewing gum at them
bang bang hum hum bang squawk bang hum bang sqwauk zap bang squawk zap hum zap