keepskatin'bro's definitions

scene fags

emos who dye theyre hair once a week, call any type of music with screaming "screamo", and have bisexual tendencies towards oliver sykes. epicly fail at being different. basically emos with bright colours.

Metalhead: have you heard lamb of gods new cd?
Scene fags: "oh yeah i love screamo".
Metalhead:"its metal.i should through you into a mosh pit. rip those lip rings right off".
Scene fags:"liek ohmygohd metal is gay".
Metalhead:"Go take it up the ass while gauging your earlobes and listening to BMTH ".

by keepskatin'bro May 13, 2011

Dial up internet

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.

it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".

by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011

screamo

a term which refers to punky emo bands in the 90s. however dip shit teenagers will call metal, or any other music(even crunk-rap) with guttural vocals "screamo". basically like people calling earlobe stretching "gauging",people repeate phrases like these because its what they heard, from more dipshit teenagers.

metalhead 1:cannibal corpse fucking rules!
scene fag:oh meh gawd u liek screemo too?!
metalhead 1: this isnt screamo. these guys have actual knowledge of musical theory.do you even know how to play a minor scale fag? metal pwns the shit out of punk.
scene fag:liek its not punk!!!
(metalhead 1 kills scene fag)

by keepskatin'bro June 9, 2011