Definitions by kdbamaman

Johnson Controls 

The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.

I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.

Johnson Controls by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

Harry Caray Hairy Scary

Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.

Harry Caray Hairy Scary by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

Colon Camper 

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

Colon Camper by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

Hobo Blumpkin 

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

Hobo Blumpkin by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

Frisky Biscuit 

A sense of biological urgency; knowing that if you release the pucker of your cheeks, there will be brownage on a biblical scale.

Honey, I can't walk any faster - I have a frisky biscuit.

Frisky Biscuit by kdbamaman November 8, 2012