35 definitions by kcsknowsbest

Stephanie Moran

A dirty Honduran who will fuck your man.

Ew Stephanie Moran, smell your ass you stank ass hoe. Hope you like my slobby seconds. - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Pulling a Rammstein on 'em

Pouring whiskey down your leg onto a nibba's face

Poor Flake. It's okay, we're just gonna be pulling a Rammstein on 'em.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Tones

Thomas Ostega AKA a sexy Trinidadan and Tobagoan

He is so sweet and rubbed my back after I cried over my mom not believing my side of the story as a child. - Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Capers Zentmeyer

I told him Tracy Lynn used to be a mom and his eyes almost popped out of his head. xD

A sexy chiropractor named Capers Zentmeyer. He'll wear penny loafers on the job and turn his hat sideways and fuck my pussy until I bleed in the sheets. ;)

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022