5 definitions by kayodei

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.
Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!
by kayodei November 21, 2007
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The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.
Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?

John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!

Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.

John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.
by kayodei December 19, 2007
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Noun : A sexually attractive girl or boy

Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"

As a noun : GAWD, that schtote is hot. I have to get me some of that pu-tang!

As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?
by kayodei November 2, 2007
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An M-string (alternatively man-string) is a type of thong, a narrow piece of cloth, leather, or plastic that covers or holds the cock and balls, passes between the buttocks, and is attached to bands over the shoulders and just covering the nipples for discretion, worn as swimwear by Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character.
Checkout that Bujar in the m-string, that is just nasty.
by kayodei November 16, 2007
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In social media, especially Twitter, it is the act of unsubscribing to celebrities, companies, people or organizations in order to avoid reading the thoughts or ideas of said entity.

Sometimes you will see on TV or hear in commercials where a company will ask consumers to follow them on Twitter. If you do decide to "follow" them but then stop following them, this is described as a wollof. As you can tell, this is a reversal of "follow"
John : "I used to follow Sarah Palin just to see how inane she is but I can't take any more, I think I will wollof her"

Jack : "I have a simple rule, I will wollof anyone that does not follow me back after I say hello. A twitter conversation is a two way engagement"
by kayodei January 11, 2012
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