kaworu's definitions

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

teh shiz

noun. the best, one who owns all others with their mad skills.

see teh roxor

Kathy certainly is teh shiz!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

frosty

Someone who has flagrantly bleached blonde hair and makes no attempt to hide it or deny it.

Emily doesn't like to admit that that jive-talking frosty can be smarter and more beautiful than her so she calls the gorgeous frosty a "bimbo" to make herself feel better because of course in her mind anyone who bleaches their hair has to be just a "bimbo".

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

suffenous

Originally coined by the ancient Roman poet Catullus in poem XXII from the Latin adjective "suffenum". It can be translated as meaning someone who spends a lot of money on new hobbies, enjoys them, fancies themselves good, but is sadly oblivious to the fact that they suck.

Iya's brother's attempts at playing the guitar sound suffenous to me. Every six months he will get a new hobby, spend all his money on it, practice a lot, but still suck.

by Kaworu May 15, 2005

verifiably

interjection. Used to express agreement or reaffirm that a statement made by someone else is correct beyond every reasonable doubt.

Kathy: Penny arcade pwnz man.

Wes: Verifiably!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

cool boots

adj. The state of something being very cool and agreeable.

Hanging out with those hippies certainly was cool boots for the time being but their cult-like tendencies really freaked me out.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004