wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!
by KaiserMonkey September 07, 2003
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dumpus

(1) One who is incredibly stupid or did something retarded. Combination of the words 'dumb' and 'pussy' or possibly a shortened 'dumbass'.
(2) Word coined by Strong Bad on wordHomestar Runner/word, used to make fun of Strong Sad.
(1) "Jim, stop being a dumpus and hand me that screwdriver!"
(2) "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus=SOLID!"
by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003
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