kaisermonkey's definitions

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.

"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003