4 definitions by kaiser1
Wow, I must have eaten something rotten last night. First I had severe cramps, next thing I knew, the bathroom was covered in body chocolate.
by kaiser1 July 3, 2014
The agonizingly slow unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse. Usually prolonged over a duration of two to three weeks. Sometimes longer.
Likely to be carried out by someone who believes the 'wham, bam, thank you mam' approach is not appreciated by the ladies.
Not to be confused with the rape of someone who is considered to
be a bit slow (ie. not the sharpest tool in the box) which is a different matter completely.
Likely to be carried out by someone who believes the 'wham, bam, thank you mam' approach is not appreciated by the ladies.
Not to be confused with the rape of someone who is considered to
be a bit slow (ie. not the sharpest tool in the box) which is a different matter completely.
by kaiser1 August 30, 2006
Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.
Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".
Young boy: "I'm scared".
by kaiser1 July 19, 2014
We nearly had some great 'staying awake' sex last night. If only I hadn't nodded off after 3 minutes.
by kaiser1 October 10, 2006