junior's definitions

Chalan

Es un dios pagano que cuando suena algo de metal cayendo, como unas monedas suenan: Chalan!

Dios del chalan, iluminame... Y el respondio: vete al carajo ueeyyy

by Junior October 31, 2003

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

C-cup

minimum interesting bra size.

His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.

by Junior January 5, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours

by Junior September 22, 2003