junior's definitions

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

biznatched

When a person gets, completely and totally shut down in any way possible. The person is left with no responce and they stand there looking stupid.

Manny got biiiiizzzznatched.

by Junior May 7, 2003

D-cup

bra for the boob size that typically won't fit in your mouth

Whoa, that's a large C-cup coming towards us, no, its a D.

by Junior January 5, 2004

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

fetti

Bastardization of feria, the spanish word for money. Bay area urban slang for money. Normally used in ghetto/gangster circles.

How you git so much fetti ain't got no job, nigga?

I slang that yay. Thot chu knew.

by junior December 15, 2004

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004

smokemon

Imagine those funny monsters high, it`s like watching Stonesmurfs

Ash? Misty? come on, dont tell me you dont see the relation...

by Junior October 31, 2003