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any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd
by junior February 25, 2004
Get the seton hall mug.any group of men that has been rejected from the new york police department on numerous occasions, probably for lack of testicles. These men then band together to form their own police department, the sopd, and pride themselves on stealing taps, making college kids cry, locking up greek life members, ticketing jaywalkers, and basically just being wastes of life.
Yup, the sopd screwed me over yet again- can they just kill themselves and get it over with already?
by junior February 25, 2004
Get the sopd mug.A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)
Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.
by Junior January 5, 2004
Get the bratwurst mug.a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).
by Junior January 5, 2004
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Get the large breasted mug.His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.
by Junior January 5, 2004
Get the C-cup mug."But officer, we were just necking".
"Well, put your neck back in your pantz and get out of the park."
"Well, put your neck back in your pantz and get out of the park."
by Junior January 5, 2004
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