junior's definitions

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

binghole

a pudgy and smug jerk

That guy thinks people like him, but everyone thinks he's a binghole.

by Junior August 31, 2004

zit

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

by Junior January 7, 2004

fetish

Something that satisfies your needs in a sexual way or in other words, the act of doing something that turns you on.

I got a fetish for being handcuffed to the bed while being sucked away by a girl.

by Junior August 7, 2003

Ghetto Pass

When a person defines themselves or proves that they have a history of overcomming adversity proving their knowledge of the street and has the ability to hold themselves and their image as a person of the ghetto whether their of color or not.

This mexican kid frum cali has earned his ghetto pass.

by Junior May 24, 2004

A-cup

bra cup size that is so small you have to wonder why she even bothers to buy one let alone ear it.

She must be an A-cup, her nipple and her breast are one and the same

by Junior January 5, 2004