junior's definitions

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

biznatched

When a person gets, completely and totally shut down in any way possible. The person is left with no responce and they stand there looking stupid.

Manny got biiiiizzzznatched.

by Junior May 7, 2003

D-cup

bra for the boob size that typically won't fit in your mouth

Whoa, that's a large C-cup coming towards us, no, its a D.

by Junior January 5, 2004

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

give head

to perform fellatio, that is, to suck dick.
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off

She gives excellent head. I became gradually more aroused, then came after about 10 minutes.

by Junior January 8, 2004

chi heights

Slang word for Chicago Heights, IL. A small south suburb of Chicago. One famous resident was infamous mobster Al Capone.

Isn't Jimmys in chi heights.

by junior March 8, 2005

sewer rat

A punk ass scrap tryin to be hard.

I'm going to blast that fuckin sewer rat for being on norte territory.

by junior April 6, 2005