juicebox's definitions

Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox August 17, 2016

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

by Juicebox June 24, 2016

blagged

same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends

Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."

by juicebox March 18, 2005

kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

by Juicebox May 7, 2003

info ho

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

by Juicebox April 11, 2005

deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by juicebox June 30, 2019