9 definitions by Juicebox

kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

by Juicebox May 7, 2003

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by Juicebox February 10, 2005

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

by Juicebox April 5, 2016

chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by Juicebox June 30, 2019

info ho

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

by Juicebox April 11, 2005

blagged

same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends

Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."

by Juicebox March 18, 2005

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by Juicebox September 13, 2020