6 definitions by juan phat kat

sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 13, 2022

add a zero inflation

When currant prices are defined by simply adding a zero to previous years prices.

Last year, a gallon of milk was $3.00. Now it's $30.00. The only increase in value is just to add a zero inflation price..

by juan phat kat April 13, 2022

bucket lister

Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.

Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."

by juan phat kat September 22, 2013

halffort

A half-assed effort. Trying less than 50%. Minimum amount of effort. To try-n't.

The people that leave their shopping carts next to, but outside of, the cart corral, at the market, are doing a halffort.

by juan phat kat November 30, 2010

copy and paste

Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.

The guys I work with copy and paste info to the customers so they can assert their 'GURU' status.

by juan phat kat November 27, 2010

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2018