copy and paste

Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.

The guys I work with copy and paste info to the customers so they can assert their 'GURU' status.

by juan phat kat November 29, 2010

sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

bucket lister

Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.

Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2013

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

add a zero inflation

When currant prices are defined by simply adding a zero to previous years prices.

Last year, a gallon of milk was $3.00. Now it's $30.00. The only increase in value is just to add a zero inflation price..

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

halffort

A half-assed effort. Trying less than 50%. Minimum amount of effort. To try-n't.

The people that leave their shopping carts next to, but outside of, the cart corral, at the market, are doing a halffort.

by juan phat kat December 02, 2010