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jailbait

I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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Selena Gomez

A very cute chick with a very hot body.
A Disney Star.
Justin Bieber's pretend "paid for slut" girlfriend.
Justin Bieber's dad quit paying Selena Gomez to be Justin's
pretend girlfriend so she dumped him.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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hot and juicy

A sexy woman with a very hot, wet snatch.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
Bob: " Look here comes Sandra! She is so hot!"
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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ticket to heaven

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
by jsd9632 March 31, 2012
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dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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tasty tart

A cute girl.
A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.
Krissy is one tasty tart!
by jsd9632 August 17, 2012
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