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A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
Get the riding the chocolate pony mug.Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
by jsd9632 April 20, 2012
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Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found
objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked
like she was going to have a stroke.
Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found
objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked
like she was going to have a stroke.
by jsd9632 November 20, 2021
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A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
A white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses
like a ghetto clown.
The bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the
way while giving blow jobs.
A gay boy.
Earrings and baggy pants are optional.
Sally: "I swear there are no men in this town anymore."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."
Betty: "You are so right, I won't go on a date with a blow boy ever again."
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
Get the future regret mug.To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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