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Eznesticism

Noun: (Ezz-nest-y-ciz-m)
A complicated game that can be randomly started at any one time by any one person resulting in a furious battle of looking stupid. The aim of the game is to stand behind the most competing people for as long as possible. This can turn brutal as there are no rules primarily because I cannot be arsed to think of any.
I am the champion of Eznesticism!
I'm ready to eznesticise.
by Josh Turnbull May 8, 2005
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Zombies

Noun: (Zohm-bees)
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
by Josh Turnbull June 13, 2005
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Shpongle

noun (shpohung-ul) Possibly the best Psytrance/Goa band ever. They consist of two members: Raja Ram and Simon Posford. They are heavily influenced by world music, which Raja Ram is in charge of bringing, often recording flute lines etc and then having them edited and added to by Posford's technical genius.
Posford by himself is simply known as Hallucinagen, which is good, but not nearly as well done as Shpongle.

Please don't use the word in a obscene way.
The band have three albums, and have announced that that is all from them. Of the three albums (Are you Shpongled?, Tales of the Inexpressible and Nothing Lasts... But Nothing is Lost), their last is said to be the pinnacle of trance amazingness. It sounds more like one huge anthem rather than an album, with only two (apparently) external samples, proving that they really do have talent.
Ted: You wanna go see Shpongle tonight?
Bill: No, sorry man, I've got an assignment to be doing.
Ted: Fair enough. See you tomorrow.
Bill: Aww, fuck it, I'll come.
Ted: Excellent. Bring beer.
Bill: I thought you had loads.
Ted: I do, but everyone's bringing some.
Bill: Oh... wicked. ...Carling ok?
Ted: NOOOOOOO!!!
by Josh Turnbull September 25, 2006
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Abating

(Uh-bate-ihyng): Word randomly yelled in the middle of a conversation that is steeping towards boring, or in moments of awkard silence just to confuse non-abatingers and start a whole better conversation, usually involving reminiscing.
Anna: Yes I've had many periods... You know they say that period pains hurt more than getting kicked in the nuts.
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?
by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005
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Rage of Fury

noun (Rayj-ohv-fyur-ie): Commonly preceeded by 'i am going to jump out of the window in a'. Usually used in a moment of extreme anger or in a similar context.
I am now going to jump out of the window in a fury rage

(french literal translation) I am now going to of the window in a fury rage.
by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005
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leet

1. A court of manorial lords used to settle local disputes
2. The jurisdiction of this court
John (esquire): Hey, Edmund, didst thou checketh out the leet today? I managede to get a settlemente on the boundaries of mine fallow lands and was verily compensatede with 20 heads of sheep!
Edmund: L33t!
John (esquire): ...Whate?
by Josh Turnbull November 3, 2009
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Natch

noun (Nahch): The best corporate brand of cider from Somerset, or in fact anywhere in the world. 5% alcohol content and the best dry flavour possible, contributing towards the amazingness of this drink.
Normal person: Hey, want some blackthorn?
Well-mannered person: No, I don't drink poison, I drink Natch
by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005
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