josh's definitions

brood

To nonchalantly unzip one's pants and stretch their scrotum out of their fly. Preferably done in a public setting.

At the party Scotty got drunk and pulled a brood.

by Josh March 29, 2005

headdies

Good weed. Between middies and haze.

Yo man, i got some mad headdies this shit is gunna fuck us up for real. (santini style with ratatouille!)

Or, damn that weed fucked me up thats some headdies shit

by josh September 21, 2004

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

cyberathlete

The most 1337 athletes of the 21st century...One day these athletes will be payed as much as the jocks of today. Score some frags, w00t w00t!

A counter-strike cal-i member

by Josh August 22, 2003

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 2, 2008

Downhill

1. When an artist. (writer, painter, musician, other.) is built up to the level where they've felt proud of their works. And they keep working on their art when they know they aren't in the suitable mood. Nor the time to work.

2. Artist keeps working, knowing that he/she isn't going to be proud of his work. His unstoppable running mood doesn't stop him/her from working.

1. "Man, her poetry is really falling downhill.

2. "I can't believe I broke my favorite band Metallica's new cd, St. Anger. They really went downhill on that album.

by josh July 15, 2004

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004