josh's definitions

snogfest

when a group of females and males interact barbaric group sex

hey daniel go get some people so we can have a snogfest

by josh November 18, 2003

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

bufu

fubu with mixed up letters.

the dislexic black man was wearing his bufu

by Josh October 9, 2004

hoonie

Another word for vagina.

A woman has a hoonie.

by Josh February 14, 2005

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.

Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.

by josh March 6, 2005