josh's definitions

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

squeak

a midgete

go get the ball squeak

by josh March 24, 2003

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

bridgeto

a creepy alternate personality of bridget. bridgeto is a spanish gay man who enjoys many things

bridgeto why dont you just go sit in the corner...

by josh March 26, 2004