josh's definitions

gangsta

a real gangster is someone involved in organised crime, eg the italian mafia. however, townies/chavs refer to themselves as "gangstas" and have no idea about what the word actually means. if they ever mmet a real gangster and acted as they do, they would be assasinated within 3 hours. gansta is also shortened to G. the word is also used to describe something very good/cool ect.

that is gangsta blud!

i is a gangsa bredrin

by josh December 20, 2004

h.n.i.c.

Head Noob In Charge (see www.redvsblue.com)

Your team sucks at Halo, who's the H.N.I.C.?

by Josh April 16, 2006

Injin

A derogatory term for a person, of any background. Very funny to use as a curse word.

1)You stole my money, you injin.
2)Oh yeah, well your an injin!
3)(after spilling hot coffe on shirt) INJIN!!!

by josh January 5, 2005

Lickens

Inner organs that only your older brother can beat out of you.Often exclaimed in a very sharp and particularly nasty tone. After hearing this from that particular individual mentioned earlier in the text, make sure to RUN LIKE MAD!!!

"I'm gonna beat the lickens out of you!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004

lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 9, 2004