21 definitions by joseph blough
A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.
Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!
by joseph blough October 20, 2022
A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
by joseph blough October 27, 2022
Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”
by joseph blough December 31, 2022
by joseph blough April 15, 2022
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
by joseph blough March 13, 2022
An acronym for "explosion of the ass". Simply put, it's when a volatile mix of food is consumed, resulting in a combination of explosive diarrhea and an extended loud and particularly smelly fart. Imagine eating a combination of hot wings, pizza and greasy cheeseburgers and the negative effects on the digestive tract. EOTAs can also result in the destruction of underwear, forcing one to go "commando" for the remainder of the day.
Jack went out with his buddies and treated himself to twenty sliders, onion rings and fries and frozen custard. Shortly thereafter he made a beeline to the toilet, where he had a nuclear EOTA that rendered the rest room uninhabitable for a week.
by joseph blough June 13, 2021
1) a branded shoe insert designed to absorb foot odors from sweat
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth
2) Someone who sucks in the farts of others with their mouth
“Tom was at a party when he unintentionally let loose a giant, smelly bout of flatulence, but fortunately Jeff the Odor Eater was there to ingest the gas and save the day”.
by joseph blough March 27, 2022