jordan's definitions

bulgaria

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.

yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain

by jordan June 25, 2004

Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by Jordan February 8, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Shmob

1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave

1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob

by Jordan January 6, 2004