jordan's definitions

bulgaria

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.

yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain

by jordan June 25, 2004

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

dopefly

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.

man, did you see the new mustang? it's dopefly.

by Jordan April 21, 2005

money mouth

someone who loves whirlled peas and faggots

man savannah is such a money mouth

by jordan September 6, 2004

stinkbug

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.

It's weird to see a professional racer grabbin' stinkbug these days...

by Jordan June 17, 2006

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by Jordan March 10, 2005