220 definitions by jordan

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004

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GTA
1. GTA = Grand Theft Auto, A crime and a game.

2. GTA = Greater Toronto Area, the city Toronto and the area surrounding it (Halton, Peel, York, and Durham)
Me and my boys got busted last week in the GTA(2)for GTA(1)
by Jordan May 20, 2006

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this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus
this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus
by Jordan June 15, 2004

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Whe you can see a girls pussy through her pants?
Her camel toe is hott!
by Jordan February 08, 2005

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Calgary's finest biotch.
Fuck, not only is Alberta rich in natural resources... wait, ASS is a natural resource. Nevermind.
by Jordan October 14, 2004

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Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.
Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.
by jordan May 08, 2004

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The best fucking punk band ever. JELLO = THE MOST INCREDIBLEY TALENTED PERSON ON EARTH. DK is nothing without him. You SHALL obey them.
I <3 Jello.
Wow. I can't beleive i ever wasted my time listening to crappy bands when i could've just put on some DK...
by Jordan December 17, 2004

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