jordan's definitions

titay

A boobie...ha ha i said boobie.

She has some big ass titay's.

by Jordan July 13, 2004

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

F.A.G

F.A.G Fine ass Girl, a pretty girl with lots of confidence, really say it around people that know about it cuz if not other people will think ur gay i think i dunno but i say !Fine Ass Girl! thats me!!

Girl imma F.A.G its all about the fine ass girl up in herre!!

by Jordan May 13, 2005

gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 20, 2003

Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

by Jordan February 13, 2005

incall

When shopping for an "escort", incall means you go to them. As opposed tooutcall where they come to you.

Many escort ads reference "incall only".

by Jordan March 2, 2005

nery

an angry looking yet very friendly and sensitive person with black features (such as being very well endowed)

That girl be sleeping with a nery, and that's why she walking bowlegged!

by Jordan July 5, 2004