jordan's definitions
the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.
by jordan June 25, 2004

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.
I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.
by Jordan June 11, 2004

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.
by Jordan June 18, 2006

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.
by Jordan April 21, 2005

by jordan September 6, 2004

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.
by Jordan June 17, 2006

by Jordan March 10, 2005
