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psp

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.
Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*
by Jordan April 24, 2005
mugGet the pspmug.

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.
by Jordan June 18, 2006
mugGet the Garbage Watermug.

luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments
an example is the person who oputs anoymouns
by jordan January 24, 2005
mugGet the luponizewermug.

lesbianage

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.
by Jordan February 8, 2004
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Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.
I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.
by Jordan June 11, 2004
mugGet the Smushmug.

bangers

Yo I just smoked them bangers son.
by Jordan March 10, 2005
mugGet the bangersmug.

Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.
While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.
by Jordan February 13, 2005
mugGet the Zozingmug.

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