jordan's definitions

optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views

Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.

by Jordan July 12, 2003

Plirnk

To eat a large object

Joey just plirnked that whole fucking turtle!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

SoHoe

1) A woman who lives, works, or exists in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Typically wealthy, well-dressed, and not very bright.

2) A woman who will do anything to advance in the art world.

1) While in NYC, beware of SoHoes wearing silly hats from fc*uk.

2) I can't believe Sara sucked off that guy just so she'd get her own gallery. She's such a SoHoe!

by Jordan March 31, 2006

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

srop

a typo of the word stop... usually demonstrates a clumbsy left typing hand and innaccurate presicion of the middle finger. These people usually suffer from a condition know as 'sropage' and will most likely die.

srop fucking with me, I've had enough of your rascism.

if you're gonna tell someone to "stop" something, type it right, if you have the skill.

by Jordan September 26, 2004