jordan's definitions

cyncyrie

Seems calm and shy around people she doesn't like.

Why is that kid so cyncyrie around you?

by Jordan May 7, 2004

fukinrainbow

Something you say after almost being killed by a Ford Ranger.

That fukinrainbow!

by Jordan August 17, 2003

Disturbed

Good band.No matter what your opinions are.just a plain good band

Prayer,Down with the sickness

by jordan January 31, 2004

oil

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

by Jordan October 11, 2004

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.

patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.

by jordan February 10, 2004