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when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.
derived from lowbag
derived from lowbag
by jordan March 22, 2005
Get the lowbagging mug.A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.
by jordan December 12, 2004
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Get the Booger mug.An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.
After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"
by Jordan February 29, 2004
Get the Rocks-My-Face-Off mug.Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.
by Jordan December 17, 2004
Get the jello biafra mug.1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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