219 definitions by jordan

stinkbug

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.

It's weird to see a professional racer grabbin' stinkbug these days...

by jordan June 14, 2006

ungowa

To cammand someone to cease verbal action, or quit speaking.

Dave Chappelle.
Selencio. The white man is speaking. Excuse me, theres a white man up here. UNGOwA!!

by jordan November 17, 2004

FLK

Whats FLK? Whats FLK you ask? Its quite simple actually...FLK is Funny Lookin Kid!

FLK a.k.a. Alex Shiano

by jordan November 8, 2003

homestarrunner

The coolest site in the world

by jordan June 19, 2003

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by jordan April 12, 2004

iNQU

An ugly buck teeth hoe who will take your man in milisecond

Man dat girl is one ugly ass Inqu

by jordan December 4, 2003

Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by jordan November 19, 2004