jordan's definitions

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

iNQU

An ugly buck teeth hoe who will take your man in milisecond

Man dat girl is one ugly ass Inqu

by Jordan December 4, 2003

fagster

A clique of homosexual males whom tend to only associate with other cliques homosexual males.

He won't go out to that bar with you, there's too many straight folks in there, he's strictly a gay-scene fagster.

by jordan January 23, 2004

kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.

Get the shredd in your headd

by jordan December 8, 2003

that's hefty

Replacement for that's hot

I have a hat the size of Montana
That's hefty.

by Jordan January 2, 2005

FLK

Whats FLK? Whats FLK you ask? Its quite simple actually...FLK is Funny Lookin Kid!

FLK a.k.a. Alex Shiano

by Jordan November 7, 2003

cherry ann

small little angry elf who skips around every where. does some bad shit to anyone. does the meanest shit and acts innocent after its been done. bites, pinches, scratches, punches, slaps, kicks, throw food, spits and teases anyone and everyone.

the angry little fellatious cherry ann bit, pinched, and scratched throughout the fellatious process. she threw food, trying to tease the person who was given the fellatio.

by jordan February 4, 2005