jordan's definitions

bangers

The very best marijuana.

Yo I just smoked them bangers son.

by Jordan March 10, 2005

sexify

1. To sexually Satisfy a person, place or thing.
2. To sexually Testify to something
3. To Sex somehting up

1. I sexified you all long last night.
2. I sexify to the charges in question
3. I'm gonna sexify my ride.

by Jordan December 7, 2004

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

gipped

completed, finished, or eliminated.

I can't believe I got gipped so early in the game

by Jordan October 15, 2003

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004