jordan's definitions

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

invictuz

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.

invic is one fat motha fucka

by jordan December 12, 2004

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.

1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

camel toe

Whe you can see a girls pussy through her pants?

Her camel toe is hott!

by Jordan February 8, 2005